Why do we call women over 40 who are out and about looking for love ‘Cougars’?
I get the idea of them being ‘out on the prowl’ but I think that’s where the similarity ends.
Personally, I think these ladies should be called Crows.
I’m not trying to be rude but let’s just look at this for a minute…
Crows generally do not travel in large numbers.
Now, unless we’re counting those ‘red hat’ ladies here,
which we are not,
most Crows will either be on their own or maybe with a friend, possibly two.
How do you know when you’ve spotted a Crow?
Well, generally they WILL be dressed in black but yet somehow, they will have incorporated some kind of shiny thing into their outfit.
Crows love shiny things.
And much like a Crow, you will not want to look one directly in the eye for fear of them putting some sort of curse on you or perhaps even stealing your soul.
If you are still not certain if you have spotted a bona fide Crow, approach them carefully and cautiously - with no sudden movements.
Sneak up from the back if you can.
Then look, there to the side of the eye, will be the mark of the bird.
And there they are. Bless them.
Scanning the crowd, looking for ‘Cawk!’
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