Every tarot card, tea leaf, palm reader and psychic I've ever been to had always told me that I would live to a ripe old age. Nice! Then I got to thinking...the next time I see one of these types of professionals I really need to ask a question - "Do you see or sense a number in your head when you say this or do you have some sort of vision of me as an old lady in your head?"
Because truthfully and honestly, if they see a vision of an old lady it could just be me as a hard-lookin' 54 year old.
Seriously.

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  1. i don't believe in Jesus, but I believe in tarot cards, reading tea leaves, palm reading.

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  2. I'm with ya on that one! Truthfully, I do believe that Jesus once roamed the earth and was likely quite the enlightened soul. However, I think a LOT has been 'lost in translation' as it were.

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